“What is your deal with BTS?” My recent journey into joining ARMY

From left to right: Kim Namjoon, Kim Seokjin, Min Yoongi, Jeong Hoseok, Park Jimin, Kim Taehyung, Jeon Jungkook (BTS!!!!)

Hello. My name is Lee Ngo, and I may or may not be addicted to BTS.

What’s BTS?

(WARNING: YOU ARE AT THE EVENT HORIZON. DO NOT READ ON IF YOU DON’T WANT TO JUMP INTO THE BLACK HOLE.)

BTS stands for 방탄소년단 (romanized as Bangtan Sonyeondan), which roughly translates to “Bulletproof Boy Scouts,” but…